milklings' post limit blog lmao

 

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants.

veryspooky:

delete all the blogs you want you’ll never erase my successes

veryspooky:

delete all the blogs you want you’ll never erase my successes

burgrs:

im rly good at developing 15 minute crushes on ppl 

skypestripper:

don’t call me ugly i will never recover

not-photogenic:

today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance 

nerual-noskcaj:

pantryraids:

so there’s a boy at my school and i see him a lot and he stares at me really weird but i didn’t get it and today my friend asks if i know him and i asked why but apparently in 6th grade he asked me out and i told him i would answer in highschool AND HE’S STILL WAITING FOR THE ANSWER.

EITHER GET MARRIED OR A RESTRAINING ORDER

i asked my mom if i can get drunk on my 16th birthday and she just told me to ask my father

considering he gave me like 1/4 cup of white wine last year i think im set